His Support For You Is Integral
(My wife and I are chatting via Facebook from our respective workplaces.)
Wife: “I need to poop.”
Wife: “Very badly.”
(She is a schoolteacher, so she can’t just run to the bathroom whenever she pleases. Having said that, she has a “prep” period at the end of the day instead of students — and, if my understanding of her schedule is correct, it will begin shortly.)
Me: “Isn’t your prep soon?”
Wife: “10 min.”
Me: “YOU CAN DO IT!”
Me: “I TRUST IN THE INTEGRITY OF YOUR BUTTHOLE!”
Me: “THERE’S A SENTENCE I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY!”
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