His Stupidity Sense Is Tingling

(My sister and I are in the backseat of the car, waiting for my dad to find a parking spot. A blonde woman walks by, and my sister decides to be very vocal about it.)

Sister: *screams* “Hot blonde! Oh, crap! The window’s open!”

(There’s a spider is on my window.)

Me: “Oh, there’s a spider!

(The window slides up, then down, then up, and then down.)

Me: “WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE!”

Dad: “Oh, my God! It’s like stupidity in stereo.”