His Size Is XX-Creepy
(A male customer approaches me, holding a package of men’s underwear.)
Customer: “Ma’am, can I ask you to do something that is probably outside your job description?”
Me: “What is it?”
(He puts the package down and sticks his hands in the back of his pants.)
Customer: “Okay, I need a new pair of underwear. I don’t know what size I wear, and I can’t read the tag.”
Me: “You can go in one of the men’s fitting rooms and check.”
Customer: “D*** it!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?