His Sex-Life Is Gonna Bomb
(I’m playing a bomb-disposal game with some friends, where one person has to disarm a bomb on their computer while the other people use a manual to tell them what to do without being able to see the screen. The bombs consist of multiple modules, one of which is a dial, which you have to point in a specific direction. It makes its first appearance, and the disarmer tries to tell us so:)
Friend: *loud and panicked* “Guys! I’ve got a weird knob!”
(We immediately burst out laughing and said friend took a while to realise why.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?