His Preset Response

| Romantic | July 28, 2013

(We have trained our dogs to ring a bell on the door when they need to go out. It’s my husband’s day off, and I just got home from a full shift. One of our dogs rings the bell.)

Me: “Who needs to do what?”

Husband: “They both need to do their after dinner poo, probably.”

Me: “How much do you love me?”

Husband: “Not that much.”

Me: “But I worked all day and came home to make you dinner!”

Husband: “I preset the oven for you!”

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