His Place In The World Is An Asylum
(I’m making a call over the intercom requesting that a customer remove their car from a no parking zone. My coworkers like to make fun of me, since it’s become my personal mission to make sure nobody parks there. My coworker is serving a seemingly normal gentleman at the time.)
Customer: “You know, you ladies should be changing the world!”
Coworker: “Yeah, [My Name], and it starts with you getting that vehicle to move!”
(We both laugh, but the customer goes on.)
Customer: “I’m serious! We all have our place in the world. You know, us white people, we’re supposed to protect the water.”
(At this point, we realize he’s completely serious.)
Customer: “And the Africans? They protect the animals. And the brown people? You know, like the Aboriginals and the, uh, Middle Eastern people? Well, they’re always fighting over land, so I think they’re supposed to protect the land!”
(My coworker and I are speechless. The customer continues.)
Customer: “And the yellow people! You know, the Asians? Well they’re supposed to feed us all!”
(The customer continues on his rant, saying things I can’t quite catch, and then leaves.)
Coworker: *to me* “Why do we only get the weird ones when we work together?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?