His Number Is Up

| Romantic | June 22, 2012

(My boyfriend comes home one night from his bar job with a piece of paper in his hand and a grin on his face.)

Me: “What’s that?”

Boyfriend: “It’s a girl’s number.”

Me: “What!?”

Boyfriend: “I can totally pull! Some chick just came up and gave it to me.”

Me: “And you are bragging about it?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah! You said I couldn’t get a girl and I can. Plus, she was hot too.”

Me: “You’d better be joking.”

Boyfriend: “Well, I still like you more. But at least it shows if we break up, I’ll be okay.”

(We eventually broke up.)

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