His Name Is Earl
(My mom is forcing us to watch the credits of a TV movie so she can find the name of an actor she liked.)
Mom: *upon reading the cast credit* “Oh, ‘Earl’! I hate men’s names that start with ‘E’!”
Me: “Like your husband, Eugene?”
Dad (Eugene): “Or your first husband, Edgar?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?