His Naked Truth Is Not THE Truth

I work for an online store where we mostly sell clothes and shoes. Since it’s only online, and humans, not robots, are working in the warehouses, there are mistakes from time to time — wrong size, colour, or article. Human mistakes. Most take it fine, while others get a bit annoyed.

Customer: “You sent me the wrong item and now you tell me I have to return it?! Now I have nothing to wear!”

Yes, he kept on insisting that the wrongly-delivered sweatpants were his only clothes to wear and that he had to wait for the refund to buy more clothes. That was a little bit more info than I needed to know.