His Mermaid Wants To Go Back To The Ocean
(I am a 20-year-old man. My girlfriend has been asking me to take a picture with Santa Claus at the mall. Keep in mind, she is a 21-year-old actress and is eagerly waiting for her job offer to perform on the Disney Cruise.)
Santa: “And what would you like for Christmas, young lady?”
Girlfriend: “A performing job on the Disney Cruise!”
Santa: “That’s quite original. What role would you play?”
Girlfriend: “Ariel, the mermaid!”
Santa: “How about you young man? What would you like for Christmas?”
Me: “To be honest… an Iphone.”
Santa: *sensing how excited my girlfriend is about her gift request* “Are you sure you wouldn’t want something else? Say… being her Prince Eric?”
Me: “Probably an iPhone–” *feeling a kick from my girlfriend* “–Prince Eric would be fantastic. I’d love that.”
Santa: “That’s better. Good luck to you young lady, and Merry Christmas!”
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