His Loyalties Are All In A Muggle
(My boyfriend and I are watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my mother. My boyfriend notoriously tends to like the bad guys in movies because they are funnier to watch.)
Me: “So, if you were in Draco Malfoy’s position, which side would you take?”
Mum: “Well, Malfoy can’t take sides. He’s stuck.”
Boyfriend: *fist pumping the air* “Harry’s side!”
(My mum and I look at him.)
Boyfriend: “What? Voldemort kills Unicorns! He must be destroyed!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?