His Logic Has Checked Out

| Right | August 29, 2015

(I am working at the front desk at about 10 pm. An older gentleman approaches.)

Me: “How can I help you? ”

Guest: “I want to check out now.”

Me: “Okay, no problem. Why leaving so early?”

Guest: “Oh, I’m still going to be in the room till tomorrow morning.”

Me: “…Then I’m sorry, sir. I can’t check you out tonight, as our system would then tell us your room would be vacant.”

Guest: “But I want to check out now! Not tomorrow morning.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t do that. See, what room are you in?”

Guest: “Room 000.”

Me: “So, if I check you out now and another person comes in and wants a room, I can say ‘Sure! Room 000 is open.’ You understand?”

Guest: “But I don’t want to do it tomorrow! I want to check out now!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, you can’t check out until you’re leaving the hotel.”

Guest: “Well, I can see I’m getting nowhere.” *stomps off talking about how stupid I am*

Coworker: “Maybe we should send another guest to 000 and when he yells at us for THAT tell him we checked him out like he asked.”

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