His First Kiss Was A Joke

(My girlfriend and I have just kissed for the first time.)

Me: “That was actually my first kiss ever.”

Girlfriend: “Oh, I didn’t know!”

(I tell her a joke.)

Girlfriend: *confused* “Why are you telling me a joke now?”

Me: “Well, people say you always remember your first kiss, and since I am never able to remember jokes, I wonder if I would now remember this one forever!”

(That was over 13 years ago. We’re happily married, and I still remember I told her a joke. Unfortunately, I really can’t remember which joke it was anymore. So much for that plan. The good news is that I fondly remember the kiss though!)