Can’t Sum It In A Nutshell
(I’ve just finished explaining to my boyfriend why I’ve bought beer he doesn’t like.)
Me: “So you won’t drink it all.”
Boyfriend: “You’re nuts.”
Me: *eyebrows raise*
Boyfriend: *hastily* “…but hot! Hot nuts!”
Me: “Hot nuts?”
Boyfriend: “No, you’re saying it wrong. You have to pause between the words. ‘Hotnuts’ just sounds weird.”
Me: “Says you, Hotnuts.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.