His DUI Was DOA

(I went to school with a number of guys who liked to live party life and as a result were pretty reckless. One guy I work with is no exception. I get to work one morning and I see him sitting at the break table looking like is in a foul mood!)

Me: “Morning. What’s up?”

Coworker: *frowns* “F****** cops took my f****** license away!”

Me: “Oh, wow, what did you do?”

Coworker: “It’s all a bunch of bull-s***!”

Me: “Well… clearly not since they took your license away; what did you?”

Coworker: “Got caught drink driving three times!”

(I take a second to process what he has said. In my high school there have been several fatalities due to drink driving that has left some of my classmates devastated.)

Me: “You f****** moron. What were you thinking?”

Coworker: “A**-holes have nothing better to do that; that’s what wrong!”

Me: “Was it not warning enough the first time?”

Coworker: “I’m not hurtin’ no one.”

Me: “Dude, that’s bloody dangerous! You could have been killed or someone else might have died. Do you not see how stupid that was?!”

Coworker: “Only s*** drivers kill people; I know my way around town.”

Me: “That’s not the point… You know what? Forget it!”

Coworker: “I’m not hurting anyone. That is all just bull-s***! I’m a good driver!”

Me: “If you’re so good, then why did you lose your license?”

(My coworker sat there and glared at me. Realizing I was wasting my time I walked away from him and just let him stew in his own juices. Soon I went overseas for university. I never found out if he got his license back. Just hoped he wised the h*** up later on.)