His Dream Movie

| Romantic | March 15, 2015

(In the middle of the night, I hear my boyfriend making noise, sighing deeply and moaning. He’s been having a sore neck all day, so I worry he’s in pain.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, my GOD.” *taps me on the shoulder*

Me: “What’s the matter sweetheart? Are you in pain?”

Boyfriend: “No…”

Me: “Are you having a nightmare?”

Boyfriend: “No…”

Me: “Is something wrong?”

Boyfriend: “Oh, not at all. It’s just that… movies, man! Aren’t they great? Just… movies.”

Me: *realizing he’s sleep-talking* “Okay, sweetheart. That’s great. Let’s talk about it later.”

Boyfriend: “Okay!” *goes back to sleep, with no memory of it the next day*

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