His Brains Flew The Coupe

I was working at my first dealership job. I was the receptionist, but I am a gearhead. A man came in.

Man: “Do you have any coupes?”

I didn’t hear him the first time because, frankly, I was daydreaming.

Me: “I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”

Man: “Do you even know what a coupe is?”

Me: “Yes. Would you be purchasing the [$40,000 Coupe] or the [$200,000 coupe]?”

Man: “The [$200,000 coupe], of course. Where is it?”

Me: “Sir, it’s behind you. You passed it on your way in. Do you know what a coupe is?”

He walked away.