His Brain Is Slushie

I’m dining in a restaurant and overhear another customer ordering a drink.

Customer: “Could I please get a lychee lime slushy?”

Waitress: “Yes, anything else?”

Customer: “Nope, that’s it, thanks.”

The waitress goes to the kitchen and comes back.

Waitress: “Hi, sorry, you ordered a lychee lime slushy?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Waitress: “I’ve just checked with the kitchen and they’ve run out of lychee.”

Customer: “Oh, okay, then could I get the watermelon lychee slushy, please?”

Waitress: “We don’t have lychee, sorry.”

Customer: “Yeah, so could I get the watermelon lychee, then?”

Waitress: “We don’t have lychee.”

Customer’s Friend: “They’ve run out of lychee! Get a drink without lychee!”

Customer: “Oh! Sorry, could instead of the lychee in the watermelon lychee, could I sub it for lime?”

Waitress: “Yes, sure! I’ll be back with your drink.”

Customer: “Thanks!”