His Brain Is Neither Local Nor Organic

I’m working at a farmer’s market. I’m surrounded by multiple banners touting our certified organic produce, with our address on them.

Customer: “Is your produce organic? And is it local?”

I pointed out our banners, as well as the sign for the product he was asking about, which had “CERTIFIED ORGANIC” right next to the price.

He got mad at me and stormed out of our booth.