His Brain Is Coming Last
(We are driving, when we see a group of people on the bike-path next to the road.)
Me: “Hey, looks like there’s a race going on.”
Husband: “I think the guy in the front is winning.”
Me: “Yes, that’s generally how races work.”
Husband: *laughs* “Wow, I’m more tired than I thought.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?