His Brain Has Expired

(One of my coworkers is standing with a box of expired product beside him, and is checking the dates of items on the shelf.)

Coworker: “Hey, what’s the date today?”

Me: “Uh, it’s the eighth.”

(He checks the date of the product.)

Coworker: “Okay, it’s still good. Wait, what’s the month?”

Me: “May.”

Coworker: “Okay, yep, still good.”

(I start to walk away again when he calls back to me.)

Coworker: “Wait, what’s the year?”

Me: “Really, dude? It’s 2016.”

Coworker: “Um… Not 2014?”

Me: “No…”

(He then sighs and dramatically slides all of the product off the shelf and into the expired box. I guess we need to start teaching our stockers to rotate product better!)