His Blanket Response

(My husband and I are rough-housing on the bed. He tickles me, and I counter attack with locking his hand in place. He uses his free hand to shove a blanket between my butt cheeks.)

Me: *yelping* “Hey! Be nice to my a**hole! It’s what I tell people when they’re mean to you!”

Husband: *stares at me in open shock before bursting out laughing* “I hate you, but that is why I love you. Well played.”