His Blanket Response

Husband: “l wish you would stop stealing the blankets.”

Me: “I don’t steal them.”

Husband: “Yes, you do. I wake up every night curled up freezing with all the blankets on your side.”

Me: “I can’t help it if you push them off and onto your side.”

Husband:  “Yeah, right. As if. Stop stealing them.”

(I just came to bed at 3 am and found husband curled up, almost shaking with cold and all of the blankets pushed on to my side. Not that he’ll believe me…)