His Bigotry Is Fanatique

| Friendly | November 16, 2014

(I’m waiting at the bus stop, alone, when an older man smelling strongly of whiskey arrives and leers at me. I’m a white, redheaded female, and I am, in fact, English.)

Old Man: “Well, don’t you look like a nice piece of a**? Ooh, I’d love to get into you. Nice to see a good looking white girl in this country, not like any of them bloody foreigners coming around here. Bloody b******s taking all our jobs, eh?”

Me: *smiles vaguely* “Parlez-vous Francais, s’il vous plait, Monsieur?” *mock French accent* “No… English?”

(It was very difficult not to find myself laughing at his resulting racist rant, about how he could have been attracted to a foreigner, for the next 15 minutes until the bus arrived.)

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