His Argument Doesn’t Add Up
(I often tease my girlfriend and call her a lesbian. We’ve decided she’s actually half bisexual.)
Me: “You always round up to the nearest whole if you have half or more, right?”
Girlfriend: “Yeah?”
Me: “Well if you’re half bi, then you’re all bi, which would make you half lesbian.”
Girlfriend: “Hmm.”
Me: “And if you’re half lesbian, you’re all lesbian. Therefore, you are a lesbian.”
Girlfriend: “Well, I can’t argue with math!”
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