His-And-Hers Hearing Aids

(An elderly couple, at least in their 80s, comes up to the counter for two senior chicken meals we offer. It goes fairly smoothly, but it becomes evident that they’re both hard of hearing, so we have to speak slowly and loudly. At the end of the transaction, we get to witness this gem:)

Cashier: “Is that for here or to go?”

Husband: “Visa, please.”

(His wife gives him a light smack on the side with her cane, and a stern look.)

Wife: “He asked if you wanted salt or pepper! Pay attention!”