High Grades Put You In Good Spirits

| Learning | August 5, 2013

(The professor is handing back graded papers. One student receives her paper, and notices a large red stain on it.)

Student: “Is… is that blood?”

Professor: “Oh, no, it’s wine. Sorry about that.”

Student: “You drink while grading our papers?!”

Professor: “My dear, you wouldn’t want me to grade them while I was sober.”

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