Higgs Has A Lot To Answer For
(I am about 9 years old.)
Mom: “Man, I have to lose some weight.”
Me: “No! Because your weight changes depending on gravity. You’d weigh less on the moon than you do on Earth, due to the difference in gravity. You need to lose mass.”
Mom: *pause* “Smart-a**.”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.