Hide And Eek

(My girlfriend and I are both women, and are kissing and cuddling in my bedroom before I take a shower. I grab my things and begin to leave the room, only to remember that my girlfriend is in no way decent, and can be seen from the hall. We are temporarily living at my parents’ place.)

Me: “S***! Hon, find a place to hide so I can get out of here.”

Girlfriend: “Like where?”

Me: “Um… the closet! Just go in there!”

Girlfriend: “Wait… you’re putting me back in the closet?!”

Me: “You can come out in a few seconds! Just hang on!”

(I bolt out of the bedroom and then realize the joke, so I shout behind me.)

Me: “You can come out of the closet now, love!”