He’s Using Big Boy Words

| Romantic | July 2, 2013

(My boyfriend and I have just gotten into bed. I am very sleepy, but he is all hyped up and won’t stop talking. He is rambling, and starts talking about how much he loves me.)

Boyfriend: “You’re not like other women at all. They annoy me and I hate them. My hatred for them is exponential!”

(I start laughing. After his little realisation, he seems very proud of himself, and snuggles into the blankets.)

Boyfriend: “I used a big word before bed… be proud of me!”

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