He’s Ray Off Course
(I work in a bookstore.)
Me: “Hi. Can I help you find anything?”
Customer: “Yeah, do you have any books by Ray Bradbury?”
Me: “Yes, I know we’ve got—”
Customer: “Wait, not Bradbury. Brown.”
Me: “Ray Brown? I’ll have to check.”
Customer: “Okay. And his name’s not Ray…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
