He’s Pulling Your Legsies

| Learning | January 26, 2016

(My best friend and I are very close with our Foreign Language teacher, and, because this teacher is, well, interesting, we tend to stay after and goof off with him. This is one of many exchanges.)

Teacher: “You wanna hear a stupid joke?”

Best Friend: “Will I regret saying yes?”

Teacher: “Where does the general keep his armies?”

Me: “Fighting wars to protect our nation, and sacrificing themselves for the greater good? Sending them home injured, or with PTSD?”

Teacher: “I was just gonna say ‘In his sleevies.’ Pessimist.”

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