He’s Praying For Scroll Lock

(I’m downstairs in my home office programming, and I’m really excited that I just got some fancy chevron style
buttons working. I call my wife down to see.)

Me: “Come see how awesome I am!”

Wife: “I’m coming!”

(She comes and stands next to me.)

Me: “See how the chevrons overlap a little, but you can click on the overlapping corners and it…”

(I proceed to click and show it off.)

Me: “Click, Click, Click! It works!”

Wife: *poking me in the stomach* “Click!”

Me: *using both hands, I poke each of her boobs* “Double click!”

Wife: “Ha! Nerd humor!”