He’s On The Hogwarts Debate Team
(The kids are running around the house pretending to be wizards.)
5-year-old son: *pointing a wand at me* “Expelliarmus!”
Me: *not holding a wand* “You can’t disarm someone if they’re not armed.”
5-year-old son: “You have arms!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.