He’s On A Mission
(My girlfriend and I are discussing sexual positions. We’re both into BDSM, and thus are rather open-minded about threesomes and the like.)
Me: “So, let’s talk about having… vanilla… sex.”
Girlfriend: “Why? Do you feel like doing missionary tonight?”
Me: “Well sure, if you can find the missionary.”
Girlfriend: “Wow, I should’ve seen that coming.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?