He’s On A Mission

| Romantic | April 26, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are discussing sexual positions. We’re both into BDSM, and thus are rather open-minded about threesomes and the like.)

Me: “So, let’s talk about having… vanilla… sex.”

Girlfriend: “Why? Do you feel like doing missionary tonight?”

Me: “Well sure, if you can find the missionary.”

Girlfriend: “Wow, I should’ve seen that coming.”

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