He’s Number One With Your Number Twos

| Related | May 4, 2014

(My fiancé and I recently bought a house together. One night our bathroom starts flooding, and we call my dad over since he is a plumber. My dad, my fiancé, and I are outside talking while my dad is snaking the plumbing.)

Me: “While on the topic, is flushing kitty litter bad for the plumbing?”

Dad: “Uh, yeah. Who has been flushing litter?”

Fiancé: *guiltily* “No one!”

Dad: “You might as well tell me. I’ll find out either way. It’s like I’m the turd whisperer.”

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