He’s Not Ready To Learn Victoria’s Secret

(I am a trainee teacher on an excursion with the high school I’m currently placed at. We are on an excursion to see a musical, in a theatre that happens to be located within a shopping complex. Many of shops’ staff are walking around advertising their products. A lingerie model walks past, obviously advertising for a particular store. Her outfit includes a g-string, and her buttocks are therefore exposed.)

Male Year-Eight Student: *in a very loud, shocked voice* “SHE’S GOT HER BUM OUT!”

Teacher: *scolds student for behaviour*

(Meanwhile, I and the other teachers had to refrain from laughing and put on serious expressions.)