He’s Not Always The Big Spoon

(My boyfriend pretty much eats everything with a spoon. Literally, I’ve seen him eat salad with a spoon. I always tease him about it, and he always claims spoons are easier to use. In this story, I’m over at his house and he offers to get me some chicken soup his mom made.)

Me: “Babe?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah?”

Me: “You gave me a fork.”

Boyfriend: “And?”

Me: “I’m eating soup. People generally eat soup with a spoon.”

Boyfriend: “I always eat chicken soup with a fork! I just eat all the chicken and noodles and stuff with the fork and then drink the broth from the bowl.”

Me: “You are so strange.”