He’s Never Going To Be A Pencil Pusher

, , , , | Right | October 25, 2019

(I am helping a patron set up a new email account.)

Me: “Okay, now hit ‘Next’.”

Patron: “Where?”

Me: “On the blue button that says ‘next’.”

Patron: “Here?”

Me: *pointing with a pencil* “Right here.”

Patron: “Here?”

Me: “Nope, right here where my pencil point is.”

Patron: “Here?”

Me: “No. Just click RIGHT EXACTLY WHERE THE POINT OF MY PENCIL IS.”

Patron: *moving the cursor to the right spot* “Here?”

Me: “YES. CLICK THAT.”

Patron: “Now?”

Me: “Yes.”

Patron: “I click now?”

Me: “YES!”

Patron: *clicking* “Like that?”

Me: “Well, you can’t move the mouse while you click. Let’s try again…”

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