He’s More Going Than Coming

(My boyfriend and I are kissing and cuddling in bed, when he suddenly stops and looks at me. He looks kind of worried.)

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Boyfriend: “I kind of want to ask you something, but I’m afraid it will end up on Not Always Romantic.”

Me: “What is it?”

Boyfriend: “I’m really tired. Are you okay going first? I think I might just fall asleep after I finish.”

(I start laughing, and agree to go first.)