He’s Like A Menstrual Cycle: Monthly And Annoying AF

I work in retail. We had this customer who came in once a month on Friday nights. He always stayed for half an hour after closing, and he rarely bought anything. We were not allowed to kick him out, so we had to stay until he left.

Then, the higher-ups started complaining about overtime.

The result was that we had to send full-timers home early on the weekends after that customer’s visits.