He’s Just Mall Fry

, , , , , , | Right | October 20, 2020

I work at a large bookstore that has two floors. On the bottom floor, there are two sets of registers: one by the parking lot entrance and one by the mall entrance. The vast majority of the time, we only have the parking lot registers open. We really only open the mall side around the holidays.

Coworker: “Hi, sir, what can I help you find today?”

Customer: “There’s no one at those registers.”

He points to mall side registers, which each have a CLOSED sign up at them.

Coworker: “I’m so sorry, sir, but unfortunately, those registers are closed today. There are open registers on this side of the building, though!” *Gestures*

Customer: “I have a heart disease! I can’t walk over there! F*** you!”

He threw his books down on the counter and walked away. The books? All on how to use an air fryer.

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