He’s In For A Banging Good Time

I’m stacking shelves in the supermarket when a gentleman approaches me. English is not his first language but I understand him clearly.

Customer: “Where’s your clit bang?”

I blink once or twice, really hoping I didn’t just hear what I thought I heard.

Me: “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear…”

Customer: “Clit bang! You know?!”

Me: “I’m afraid I haven’t heard of that… product. What is it for?”

Customer: “You know! I see it on TV! You squeeze, it squirt.”

Pretty sure I’m being pranked, I’m about to say so, when he says something that makes it click.

Customer: “For cleaning! Shiny!”

It clicks.

Me: “Oh! Cillit Bang!”

Customer: “Yes! Clit bang! You squeeze, it squirt, it clean!”

I took him to the cleaning product aisle and made sure I said the item’s name CORRECTLY about ten times until he was getting it right. I hope he has fun cleaning!

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