He’s Half Right About This
(My wife is talking to my daughter.)
Wife: “Are you all right?”
Daughter: “No, I’m half left.”
Wife: *to me* “She learnt that from you.”
Me: “Well, she sure as h*** didn’t learn it from you. You have no wit.”
Wife: *opens mouth to retaliate, but can’t think of anything* “…shut up.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?