He’s Gond(a)wana Check That Math

(I work at a Dinosaur-themed park. One day, my coworker and I are joking about how we had miscounted something.)

Me: “It can’t be my fault. I just took calculus.”

Coworker: “That could be it. I took calculus two years ago.”

(At this point, our supervisor walks over.)

Supervisor: “What are you talking about?”

Me: “Math?”

Supervisor: “Oh… like, if two dinosaurs leave Pangaea at the same time heading in opposite directions, and a slasher can run 45 miles per hour and an Apatosaurus weighs 16,000 pounds… where will they meet?”

Coworker and I: *in unison* “In the middle of the ocean.”