He’s Going To Have To Makeup For That

During the recent health crisis, here in Germany, social distancing rules are in force. It is not a total curfew, as things like going for walks are not only allowed but recommended, as long as you avoid contact with persons not living in your household.

One weekend, my wife and I are preparing to take our kid for a stroll.

Wife: “I hope you take me with you like this; I haven’t put any makeup on.” 

Me: “Well, that should make it easier to maintain social distance!”

Fortunately, I married a girl with a sense of humor!