He’s Eating For Scooby Two

| Related | April 23, 2013

(My parents, my brother and I are watching Scooby Doo.)

Dad: “Hey, do you guys think Shaggy is bulimic?”

Me: “Why would you say that?”

Dad: “Well, he eats a lot of food, but we never see him gain any weight.”

Mom: “He could be hypoglycemic.”

Me: “I think he just smokes a lot of weed. Marijuana acts as a natural appetite stimulant. Plus, y’know, it’s the 70s.”

Brother: “Hey, maybe he’s pregnant.”

Dad: “I’d say that’s unlikely, but with all the aliens running around…”

1 Thumbs
429