He’s Doing A Han Solo After That One

(My wife and I have been comparing famous actors that we would sleep with.)

Me: “Okay, how about Harrison Ford?”

Wife: “Not any more; he’s too old.”

Me: “Okay, how about when he was younger, like in Star Wars?”

Wife: “Hmm, I guess I’d give him a hand job.”

Me: “Don’t you mean a HAN job?”