He’s Dead-alus

(My teacher is explaining the Greek myth of Icarus and Daedalus, a story about a father and son who made artificial wings to fly over the sea. Icarus flew too high, the sun’s heat melted the wax glue holding his wings together, and he fell into the sea and drowned.)

Teacher: “…and so Daedalus flew home to Mrs. Daedalus and said to her, ‘Don’t save a place for Icarus; he’s having seafood tonight.'”