He’s Brone-y Cold

(I’m an huge fangirl of a children’s show that has become popular with adult men. My boyfriend watches it with me, though mostly jokes about how corny it is. We are currently watching the season 2 finale.)

Boyfriend: “Thank God this is almost over.”

Me: “I just want season three to come out.”

Character on TV: “My love will give you strength!”

Boyfriend: “How sweet!”

(Simultaneously:)

Me: “How corny!”

(We both look at each other.)

Boyfriend: “I think we got that reversed.”

Me: “You’re just a closeted fanboy!”